Reports Confirmed of Rose Gold Streets In Millennial Section of Heaven

Reports Confirmed of Rose Gold Streets In Millennial Section of Heaven

An interview with 23 year-old Hallie Conner from Charlotte NC confirmed reports of rose gold streets in the millennial section of Heaven. Hallie recently recovered from a near death experience after slipping on a piece of kale at her pilates class. While numerous people have come back from death with stories of sighting Heaven, Hallie’s report veered slightly from the normal gold streets, fluffy clouds, and harp playing.

“Yeah, I was pretty pleased to see that the paving, like, totally matched my rose gold iPhone,” Hallie reported. “Such a gorge color. If I had had my iPhone along, I would totally have gotten an awesome shoe picture on the street for my Instagram account. Man, my numbers would have skyrocketed!”

Hallie also reported spotting a cafe beside the River of Life named “Living H2O”. The organic menu contained only the highest quality brews, craft beers, avocado toast, and açai smoothie bowls, ideal for a celestial brunch or evening out with friends.

“Everybody I saw seemed really fulfilled, like, they had totally found their purpose in life or something, and were following their true calling, living their dreams,” said Hallie. “IMHO, it looked like a pretty rad place to hang out. I definitely can’t wait to go back for some quality time there.”

3 thoughts on “Reports Confirmed of Rose Gold Streets In Millennial Section of Heaven

  1. What a missed opportunity to use the #ihavethisthingwithfloors hashtag! What a shame. How do we even know she was there? She failed to post a single photo. #fail
    This is funny stuff Rachel. 🙂

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