Haiku to the Men Using Jack Hammers Outside My Bedroom Window for the Past Months
…At UNGODLY hours of the morning.
Five Annoying Things People Say to Returning Missionaries
…And your guide to avoiding them.
To THAT dating person we all know
Dear Friend I know you have a boyfriend. I know it’s new and exciting, and that there is nothing in the world you would rather do than spend every spare minute with him. I know that other friends fade away in comparison with the thrill of being in love for the first time. But here’s the thing of it. (You knew a “but” was coming, didn’t you?) Remember how you used to tell me before you were dating, “Please tell…