Haiku to the Men Using Jack Hammers Outside My Bedroom Window for the Past Months
…At UNGODLY hours of the morning.
Why why why why why?
Why why why why why why why?
Why why why why why?
Anybody have any tips for sleeping through jack hammering while still being able to hear your alarm when it goes off? And on an unrelated note, anybody know where I could find paintball guns loaded with cayenne pepper?
9 thoughts on “Haiku to the Men Using Jack Hammers Outside My Bedroom Window for the Past Months”
I have painful memories of sleeping at your place when someone decided that 4 AM was a good time to use leaf blowers on the streets. What’s up, Mocksville?
Anyhow!
You might be able to find a piantball style teargas gun at a Police surplus store… Hope this helps
Rach, so sorry I can’t provide answers to any of your questions but I’d be happy to help get you into an anger management program. 😉
Haha. I was ok for the first many moons. Annoyed but ok. But man, it just doesn’t stop! One has to wonder how much more street they can find to chop up in front of my house.
In this case the pounding of the “why” in the haiku is still crashing in beat to the unearthly noise in my head from this morning.
Googles: Where to find a paint gun hitman.
I would suggest airsoft. Just ask your cousins Jason. Iyiyiyiy…
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