{"id":7153,"date":"2019-02-07T07:30:25","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T12:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7153"},"modified":"2019-02-06T22:39:18","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T03:39:18","slug":"bon-appetit-february-salmon-tostadas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7153","title":{"rendered":"Bon Appetit February: Salmon Tostadas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I leafed through my February issue of Bon Appetit, looking for something to make that I wouldn&#8217;t have to shop for, something I magically had all the ingredients for. And then I stumbled upon the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bonappetit.com\/recipe\/arctic-char-tostadas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Arctic Char Tostadas<\/a>, which can also be made with salmon, a fish which was lurking in my very own freezer. &#8220;Aha!&#8221; I thought, &#8220;Something I can whip up out of my own larder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well. Three grocery runs later, I finally gave up trying to get all the ingredients I needed and improvised, because clearly grocery organization is not my strong suit. I mean, one look at my pantry with rice noodles and microwave popcorn cozying up together, or a peek into my freezer in which cookie dough and a turkey are being companionable with some old hamburger buns, and I should know this. But I digress.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7152\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?attachment_id=7152\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?fit=4032%2C3024\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1548518484&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.015873015873016&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_7627\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?fit=640%2C480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7152 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?w=4032 4032w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?resize=360%2C270 360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7627.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tostadas are pretty easy in theory. I mean, you take a crisp tortilla shell and put things on top and there you have it- the toasts of Latin America, if you will (Yes Philip, toasts are a thing and no they are not just sandwiches, thou plebeian). I actually grew up requesting enchiladas for all my birthdays, which were nothing like the enchiladas you&#8217;ll find at your church basement potluck and a whole lot more like these tostadas, except topped with refried beans and lemony cabbage and tangy tomato sauce and now I&#8217;m hungry. All that to say, tostadas are not a new concept to me.<\/p>\n<p>However, cooking fish is definitely new for me. Fish was not something I liked as a kid, and I still rarely, if ever, crave it, although I will happily fall to if given a plate of fish tacos (Who wouldn&#8217;t?). I&#8217;d rather eat cabbage and peas than fish, which serves my grocery budget very nicely, but I girded up the metaphorical loins and decided to try my hand at salmon for these fancy little delicacies. The recipe instructed me to bake it for 8-10 minutes, so I did. Raw. Another 10 or so. Still a solid mass of pink. I cooked and cooked and cooked that dratted fish, and nothing much seemed to change, and so finally we ate it, still a little raw for my taste, and please don&#8217;t ever ask me to make fish for you.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7150\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?attachment_id=7150\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?fit=3922%2C2941\" data-orig-size=\"3922,2941\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1548520851&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.015873015873016&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_7631\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?fit=640%2C480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7150 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?w=3922 3922w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?resize=360%2C270 360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7631.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The premise of these tostadas is easy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spread a shell with ricotta cheese.<\/li>\n<li>Top it with your baked salmon drenched in the vinaigrette you hopefully have all the ingredients for.<\/li>\n<li>Add a squeeze of lime, cilantro, capers, and serano chiles if your grocery store has them unlike mine.<\/li>\n<li>Tada!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Alas, one store was out of the chiles I needed. And then I forgot I needed ricotta, and also, the fish sauce required was suddenly nowhere to be found in my pantry. Sigh. I&#8217;m not even going to attempt writing up a recipe for these, because frankly, I did everything wrong. So go read the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bonappetit.com\/recipe\/arctic-char-tostadas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">original here,<\/a>\u00a0and make them if you dare. Also, I&#8217;d advise a thorough shopping list beforehand. Don&#8217;t be like Rachel. \ud83d\ude42 However, the roommate ate them happily enough, so I suppose the story has a happy ending after all. And don&#8217;t they look pretty? I think that&#8217;s worth something too.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I learned something in my search to make the fateful vinaigrette without any fish sauce. I found that you can substitute either soy sauce or worcerstershire sauce for fish sauce. So I splashed a little of both into my vinaigrette and it turned out delicious, probably the best part of the meal. But of course, how can anything go wrong with a hill of freshly grated ginger in it? Here&#8217;s what is in the vinaigrette, which is delicious far beyond its intended use:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ingredients__group\" data-reactid=\"162\">\n<li class=\"ingredient\" data-reactid=\"163\">\n<div class=\"ingredients__text\" data-reactid=\"164\">3 Tbsp. fish sauce, or a spash of soy sauce and a splash of worcestershire<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"ingredient\" data-reactid=\"165\">\n<div class=\"ingredients__text\" data-reactid=\"166\">1 cup rice vinegar<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"ingredient\" data-reactid=\"167\">\n<div class=\"ingredients__text\" data-reactid=\"168\">\u00bc cup sliced scallions or green onions<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"ingredient\" data-reactid=\"169\">\n<div class=\"ingredients__text\" data-reactid=\"170\">1 \u00bd&#8221; piece ginger, peeled, finely grated<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"ingredient\" data-reactid=\"171\">\n<div class=\"ingredients__text\" data-reactid=\"172\">Salt to taste<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;ve tried these, I want to spread everything in my pantry onto a ricotta-laden tortilla shell and see how it turns out. Fresh vegetables! Leftover turkey! Spicy chili sauce! Olives and tomatoes! Doesn&#8217;t that sound delicious?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7149\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?attachment_id=7149\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?fit=4032%2C3024\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone XS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1548521067&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_7636\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?fit=640%2C480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7149 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?w=4032 4032w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?resize=360%2C270 360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Previous Bon Appetit Recipes<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=6807\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bon Appetit, August: Plum Salad With Parmesan and Black Pepper<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=6840\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bon Appetit, September: Fried Bread Panzanella With Ricotta and Herbs<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=6908\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Foolish Blood Donater, Or, Bon Appetit, October Edition<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7005\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bon Appetit, November: Broccoli Caesar<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7115\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bon Appetit, December &amp; January: Spicy Pickled Cucumbers<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>A Year Ago:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5807\">Day 4: Picnics<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5831\">Day 5: He Was One of Us<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5909\">Day 6: Links I Love<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5814\">Day 7: Writing<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5734\">Day 8: Oreos<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5761\">Day 9: The Mocksville Graveyard<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=5742\">Day 10: The Blue Castle<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Two Years Ago:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2176\">Roman<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2097\">Mimi<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2132\">Rhoda<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2129\">Michael<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2089\">Daniel<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2159\">Melissa<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2108\">Rosie<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I leafed through my February issue of Bon Appetit, looking for something to make that I wouldn&#8217;t have to shop for, something I magically had all the ingredients for. And then I stumbled upon the Arctic Char Tostadas, which can also be made with salmon, a fish which was lurking in my very own freezer. &#8220;Aha!&#8221; I thought, &#8220;Something I can whip up out of my own larder.&#8221; Well. Three grocery runs later, I finally gave up trying to get&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7153\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[88,244],"tags":[392,446,118,266,445,447],"class_list":["post-7153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-food","category-reviews","tag-bon-appetit","tag-cooking-flop","tag-foodie","tag-reluctant-foodie","tag-salmon-tostadas","tag-unorganized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/img_7636.jpg?fit=4032%2C3024","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8A8kG-1Rn","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6840,"url":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=6840","url_meta":{"origin":7153,"position":0},"title":"Bon Appetit, September: Fried-Bread Panzanella with Ricotta and Herbs","author":"Rachel","date":"October 5, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, this was a fun one. You put cheese, tomatoes, basil, and bread together, and it's hard to go wrong. At least, that's my general assumption about life, and in this instance, the assumption holds strong. First off, this recipe is much easier than it sounds, so don't be scared\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Food&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Food","link":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?cat=88"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_5780.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_5780.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_5780.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_5780.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_5780.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":7115,"url":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=7115","url_meta":{"origin":7153,"position":1},"title":"Bon Appetit, December &#038; January: Spicy Pickled Cucumbers","author":"Rachel","date":"January 1, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"There are a lot of things I think people should stop arguing about because they're stupid and divisive and less consequential than we think. Many hills I don't think are worth dying on, as it were. 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