…At UNGODLY hours of the morning.<\/p>\n
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Anybody have any tips for sleeping through jack hammering while still being able to hear your alarm when it goes off? And on an unrelated note, anybody know where I could find paintball guns loaded with cayenne pepper?<\/p>\n
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