{"id":3009,"date":"2017-04-27T15:47:45","date_gmt":"2017-04-27T19:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=3009"},"modified":"2018-02-23T16:06:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T21:06:20","slug":"jabberwocky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=3009","title":{"rendered":"Jabberwocky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever read\u00a0<em>Jabberwocky\u00a0<\/em>by Lewis Carroll? It&#8217;s full of gibberish and nonsense, yet somehow it makes sense, thanks to Carroll&#8217;s brilliant and imaginative brain. He even managed to invent a couple new words through it that stuck, and we still use &#8220;chortle&#8221; and &#8220;galumphing&#8221; today. Cool or what?\u00a0And at the risk of sounding childish, it&#8217;s one of my very favorite poems.<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado, I present to you&#8230;<em>Jabberwocky<\/em>. Read it aloud if you please; it&#8217;s twice as fun that way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Twas brillig, and the slithy toves<br \/>\nDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;<br \/>\nAll mimsy were the borogoves,<br \/>\nAnd the mome raths outgrabe.<\/p>\n<p>`Beware the Jabberwock, my son!<br \/>\nThe jaws that bite, the claws that catch!<br \/>\nBeware the Jubjub bird, and shun<br \/>\nThe frumious Bandersnatch!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>He took his vorpal sword in hand:<br \/>\nLong time the manxome foe he sought \u2014<br \/>\nSo rested he by the Tumtum tree,<br \/>\nAnd stood awhile in thought.<\/p>\n<p>And as in uffish thought he stood,<br \/>\nThe Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,<br \/>\nCame whiffling through the tulgey wood,<br \/>\nAnd burbled as it came!<\/p>\n<p>One, two! One, two! And through and through<br \/>\nThe vorpal blade went snicker-snack!<br \/>\nHe left it dead, and with its head<br \/>\nHe went galumphing back.<\/p>\n<p>`And has thou slain the Jabberwock?<br \/>\nCome to my arms, my beamish boy!<br \/>\nO frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!<br \/>\nHe chortled in his joy.<\/p>\n<p>`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves<br \/>\nDid gyre and gimble in the wabe;<br \/>\nAll mimsy were the borogoves,<br \/>\nAnd the mome raths outgrabe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus- Benedict Cumberbatch&#8217;s voice makes\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Q_Um3787fSY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this version<\/a>\u00a0the best I&#8217;ve heard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever read\u00a0Jabberwocky\u00a0by Lewis Carroll? It&#8217;s full of gibberish and nonsense, yet somehow it makes sense, thanks to Carroll&#8217;s brilliant and imaginative brain. He even managed to invent a couple new words through it that stuck, and we still use &#8220;chortle&#8221; and &#8220;galumphing&#8221; today. Cool or what?\u00a0And at the risk of sounding childish, it&#8217;s one of my very favorite poems. Without further ado, I present to you&#8230;Jabberwocky. Read it aloud if you please; it&#8217;s twice as fun that way&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=3009\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83],"tags":[177,169,170,139],"class_list":["post-3009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","tag-benedict-cumberbatch","tag-jabberwocky","tag-lewis-carroll","tag-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/planet-1702788_960_720.jpg?fit=960%2C567","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8A8kG-Mx","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6174,"url":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=6174","url_meta":{"origin":3009,"position":0},"title":"We Woke Up In Paris","author":"Rachel","date":"April 26, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello Pineapple Readers, It is Thursday, which means I would generally have a post for you, full of sunshine or sarcasm or grainy photos. 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