{"id":2436,"date":"2017-02-15T08:23:18","date_gmt":"2017-02-15T13:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cuppacoldwater.wordpress.com\/?p=2436"},"modified":"2017-04-04T16:36:01","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T20:36:01","slug":"the-kiddos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2436","title":{"rendered":"The kiddos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"857\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?attachment_id=857\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?fit=2981%2C2329\" data-orig-size=\"2981,2329\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 5s&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1468873792&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.041666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_8888\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?fit=300%2C234\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?fit=640%2C500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-857\" src=\"https:\/\/cuppacoldwater.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?resize=640%2C500\" alt=\"img_8888\" width=\"640\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?w=2981 2981w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?resize=300%2C234 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?resize=768%2C600 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?resize=1024%2C800 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/img_8888.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It is only fair I warn you of what is coming next.<\/p>\n<p>Before Weston was thought of, I didn&#8217;t quite get what all the hype was about. Sure, nieces and nephews were great, but it was just funny when their aunts and uncles got all mushy about how adorable and sweet and perfect they were. I mean, c&#8217;mon, it&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re\u00a0<em>actually<\/em> that cute and certainly there are many other babies in the world that compare.<\/p>\n<p>And then Weston was born. And suddenly it all made sense, somehow, because he really was the most perfect baby we could have dreamed of. Ten babies later, they keep on being the best babies ever.<\/p>\n<p>So up next on the blog is a couple lines about each kiddo. If you are still in the camp that looks sideways at the gushy aunts and uncles, you may want to skip them. But if you\u00a0<em>get it <\/em>and care to read on,\u00a0each day there will be a new post about one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is only fair I warn you of what is coming next. Before Weston was thought of, I didn&#8217;t quite get what all the hype was about. Sure, nieces and nephews were great, but it was just funny when their aunts and uncles got all mushy about how adorable and sweet and perfect they were. I mean, c&#8217;mon, it&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re\u00a0actually that cute and certainly there are many other babies in the world that compare. And then Weston was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2436\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[92],"tags":[114,134],"class_list":["post-2436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","tag-family","tag-month-of-posting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8A8kG-Di","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2114,"url":"http:\/\/www.stripedpineapple.com\/?p=2114","url_meta":{"origin":2436,"position":0},"title":"Weston Michael","author":"Rachel","date":"February 16, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Weston was the first nephew on both sides, and the day he was born, his Coates and Troyer aunts and uncles spent the day painting a room and anxiously waiting for the phone to ring. 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